I'm being watched....

Today I was in my car at a stoplight, and I could totally feel the person in the car in the next  lane over staring at me.  You know that feeling?  That someone the next car over is looking right at you?  Whoever it was in that car, I could tell had their eyes locked on me.  So I start to get uncomfortable, I cough, I mess around with my radio buttons, I pick up my cell phone to make sure I didn't have any missed called, all those tricks to try to get this person to stop staring at me.  No luck.  I'm starting to get mad at this point - who does this joker think he is? How Rude to stare so intently at a young woman.  Finally I thought "Ok Buddy, you want to play this game? Fine, I'll look over and catch you in the act, if this is how you want it to be".  So I looked over to my perpetrator and looked that dirtbag straight in the eyes.  

Big brown eyes were staring back at me.  Big brown eyes from a golden retriever.  I laughed out loud.

This was the highlight of my day.