Oh the places I'll never go

Top Ten Places I will never visit (willingly) in no specific order:

10. Senior Frog's in Cancun

9. Any sort of club with a one syllable name (Pure, Hush, Rage, Lure, Rayn)

8. any Red Light district

7. Gainesville, FL (unless it's to watch my Seminoles)

6. New Jersey, specifically the Jersey Shore

5. Daytona Beach Bike Week

4. Metro DC....or not

3. Lunch

2. I dont care if the beatles sang about it, I won't go. 

1.5.  Or here.

1.The top of this thing

If you're looking for me, you'll never find me in any of those locations.  Thank you for taking the time to click all those links.  Now I must go!

If it can't be done in flip flops, it's probably not worth doing. (and other reasons a ponytail holder is never necessary)

If I were to write a book, the title would be "If it can't be done in flip flops, it's probably not worth doing: And other reasons why a ponytail holder is never necessary".  So it's only fitting that my blog be of the same name.  

I've been thinking about starting a blog for a bit now.  Truth be told, I don't think anyone really cares about my day to day life, ie, what time I got up, what I did after work, what deals I got at the grocery store.  But now that I'm joining a few FSU coworkers in the May Blogger Challenge and I know I will have a captive audience of at least 5 people, I've decided to give it a shot.  As I said, my life isn't interesting so I'm not going give you an hour by hour update of my life.  I don't know what I'll write about, but most likely it will be the following:

• The Obama Family (mostly Bo) because I think they are awesome
  
• Dogs 
  
• Eating as much as this stuff and not even caring
• Bowwowchikabowwowchikabowwow

Things this blog will not include are the following topics:

• Coupons or other deals 
• Hour by hour updates
• Do It Yourself anything
• Rants and raves

or, This

Much more to come - I'm pretty set on winning this May Challenge.  I'll probably need to enlist some help of my favorite blogger, Mary Beth.  Here goes!