Tuesday, September 29, 2009

No, not the Culinary Institute of America

Let's not kid ourselves, I hardly have anything of true interest to write about. Which is why I haven't in a while.

Last week, loyal readers, that has changed.

The big news of the week - really of my entire year - I met the director of the CIA. Let's back up and see how I got to that point. Last month, I got a call from the CIA about hosting a few career services professionals from around the southeast at their headquarters. Apparently they need some fresh blood to search out Al Qaeda and think we're the ones to help them do it. Anyways, after the background check and bomb sniffing dog, I found myself in the lobby of the CIA. To be completely honest, it was pretty incredible.

The whole day I was wandering (ok, lets not kid, I did not do ANY wandering. There were eyes on me the entire time) around the CIA. Talking to analysts. Who can't really tell me what they do or what they research. Met the director of the CIA, an old mafia looking guy, and all I wanted to know is if he knows Bo Obama and is he as awesome as his pictures? Went into the office where they create the PDB (Presidential daily briefings). We were rushed through the CIA museum where there were all sorts of artifacts like spy pens, spy ciggy boxes, spy brooches, pen bombs, escape kits, al qaeda instruction manuals (I'm sure my blog just went onto some flagging list for mentioning AQ twice thus far). It's insane to think that these things truly are in use and it's just not some James Bond movie.

Of course, my favorite part was the CIA gift store. Because who doesn't want a CIA rally towel, wine glasses, bourbon canister, or golf ball? You name it, the CIA has its name on it.

You know what? For everything the agents and analysts deal with, everyone looked uneasingly calm. We only saw one dude the whole day and a half who was speeding through the hallways sweating profusely. Otherwise, they were chilling out in the cafeteria, eating a Dunkin Doughnut, or grabbing a Starbucks (apparently the one in the CIA is the busiest in Northern VA). Just another day at the agency.

Friday, September 25, 2009

Tis the season

I'm not going to sit around and talk about how this has been the craziest week of my life at work - because I know you're all feeling it.

Every single person I've talked to - those working full time, students, my parents - everyone is saying this week has been hands down the most stressful week all year. It's nice to know misery has company.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Why Wednesdays rock

1. I woke up and thought it was Tuesday, then realized it was Wednesday.
2. Glee at 9:00.
3. Since I'm off Friday, I only have 2 more days in the week.
4. A wonderful, wonderful email:

Dear Julia,

Thank you for your recent order. Please allow 48 hours before tracking your package. You can always access your order details at anthropologie.com.

Billing Address:
Julia
Tallahassee FL
Shipping Address:
Julia
Tallahassee FL
Pay Method:
Card

Item # Description Qty. Unit Price Total Price

930096 Jacqueline Dress
Yellow Motif
Size 0
1

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Tis the season

I drove into work this morning next to a Merdeces. Bobby's Bowdens mercedes, to be exact. Nice ride, coach! It most definitely football season.

Friday, September 4, 2009

I'm not even sure what to say here

Remember the Wolf Tee reviews back in May? Well, facebook has caught on:

S**** sent a Wolf dreams to Mark Wolf C****** and T**** F**** using The Magic of Wolves!.


I almost clicked "hide" so I wouldn't have to see this ever again....yet I didn't because I am slightly intrigued. Who knew there was a market for Wolf Dreams.

Thursday, September 3, 2009

College students

Overheard on campus today:

"...so yeah this weekend I'm like going to be like blackout drunk."





....sigh...

Molly Bear wiggles

me: NO
NO
there is onlyone
Marni: right?????
me: wait did you just really search your dogs name in facebook
Marni: who ARE THESE POSERS
no....?


I love a gal who loves her dog as much as I love mine.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Things I see


Best friends since 1993


Refrigerator



Tailgating Bobby B.



Morning ride into work (seatbelt alarm kept going off).



In my tummy



Pictures can't describe what a crescent roll crust, caramelized onions and smoked gouda do for a gal's homemade pizza.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Happy Puppy Tuesday!

I'm giving you an opportunity here

The story is this: a girl was out with friends having drinks on King St (in Toronto ). This guy approaches her and won't leave her alone -saying how cute she is. She finally gives in and hands the guy her business card to get rid of him.
The attached is an MP3 file of not one, but TWO voicemails this guy left. This goes down in the history books - especially the second voice mail. After hearing them you can clearly see why she didn't call him back
- instead she called in to the Z103.5 morning show & had them play this on the air. Follow the link to hear the voicemails - you will be shocked!

http://melodymaker.posterous.com/the-reason-some-girls-stay-single-very-funny