Hello my friends. I am Silas, the long haired dachshund. My captors have put me with a cell-mate who I am sure is anti Christ and will lead this world to destruction. It has no appreciation for personal space, its claws are horrifying and its fangs could tear a bear into shreds in seconds. It retreats to it's dark lair frequently and when it reappears, it mysteriously tracks small pebbles throughout the house. I can only assume these are poison pellets. I will show you a picture below of this horrifying monster in case it comes across your path. I am doing all I can to keep the monstrosity contained, but it is only a matter of time before it escapes. Please, for the sake of humanity, be aware, be vigilant, and let authorities know.
now I want a kitten again!
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