Thursday, May 20, 2010
No Daily Puppy Today
Don't think I've ever received this many facebook posts from one single comment. Just a simple question. The reactions? Priceless.
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
The Daily Puppy: Maximus
Yo what's up, my name is Maximus but I go by Xtreme. I terrorize the puppy park and none of the pups around dare mock me. You see this ball? I own this ball. I am its master. It thinks it's all cute and fuzzy and blue, whatever ball, you won't think you're cute when I'm tearing you to shreds and leaving you scattered across the lawn.
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
The Daily Puppy: Bruin
My name is Bruin and I am known around the block as a ladies man. They just can't resist these baby browns. Poodles, yorkies, pugs, chinese hairless - you name it, they're all over me. They all beg me to commit, but I just won't settle down but I'm all like, hey I'm a Retriever, not an English Settler. Damn, all these bichons keep blowin up my phone, gotta go.
Monday, May 17, 2010
The Daily Puppy: Jake
Hey I'm Jake! I can't talk long because I'm on the run. I just stole this stick from Bo Obama and I'm pretty sure the SS is coming out to get me. I was dared by Miss Beasley to do it, she's a salty little mutt. Just like her owner.
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
The Daily Puppy: Silas
Hello my friends. I am Silas, the long haired dachshund. My captors have put me with a cell-mate who I am sure is anti Christ and will lead this world to destruction. It has no appreciation for personal space, its claws are horrifying and its fangs could tear a bear into shreds in seconds. It retreats to it's dark lair frequently and when it reappears, it mysteriously tracks small pebbles throughout the house. I can only assume these are poison pellets. I will show you a picture below of this horrifying monster in case it comes across your path. I am doing all I can to keep the monstrosity contained, but it is only a matter of time before it escapes. Please, for the sake of humanity, be aware, be vigilant, and let authorities know.
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
The Daily Puppy: Memphis
Well hey there! I'm Memphis the german shepard mix. My siblings are Nashville and Franklin. Too soon? Ok ok. But my name really is Memphis. This is my first big break on the world wide web and I hope everyone retweets this post so I become an internet sensation. I want to see myself on Huffington Post and then get my own Bravo special with NYC Housewife Bethenney's pup, Cookie. Gotta jet, this stick isn't gonna chew itself up.
Monday, May 10, 2010
The Daily Puppy: Henry
I'm Henry. I'm a beagle. I need help. My captors feed me the same dry cereal every single day and I can't take it anymore. They also talk to me in this voice that makes me wish I had lost my hearing from the Great Ear Infection of 2009. I gotta get out of here or else I'm going to go crazy, but my captors keep me on a rope tied to their hand. Can you help me?
Friday, May 7, 2010
The Daily Puppy: Bella
I'm Bella, and I'm a maltese mix. I'm so cute I can get away with practically anything. In fact, a few years ago I got in a bit of trouble with the feds (something about defaulted loans), but once I sent in my facebook picture it was all cleared up. Anyway, my BBM is blowing up so I have to go see what my pups are up to. See ya!
Thursday, May 6, 2010
The Daily Puppy: Dunkin
I'm Dunkin the bulldog. Dunkin like the doughnut. You know what I like? Boston Cremes. Oh and chocolate glazed with rainbow sprinkles. Donut holes make me want to bark and dance. If I could get up off this patch of grass, I'd go get a box of freshly baked doughnuts but....I just may stay right here. Anyone want to bring me some?
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
The Daily Puppy: Sushi
What's up? What are you looking at? Oh, I'm supposed to intro myself. Right on. Yo, I'm sushi the shiba inu. What's that? Yeah I've heard of the puppy cam, and no that wasn't my litter. You people need to get a life. Anyways, I do awesome stuff like watch anime and go to All Saints for a cup of java and some good convo with my peeps. My breed has been around a long time, we're one of the oldest dog breeds in the world. What can I say, cream always rises to the top.
Tuesday, May 4, 2010
The Daily Puppy: Dougal
Hi everyone! My name is Dougal and I am a Wheaton Terrier. I know, I'm cute. You should see me tear out of the house and bound down the stairs like superman. I live in Canada which is kind of lame, I'm more of an LA pup. When I grow up I'm gonna head to the big city to get my name in the lights. If you want a pawtograph, just tweet at me.
Monday, May 3, 2010
The Daily Puppy: Kona
Hi! My name is Kona and I live in Central California with my owner, Mike. Both of my parents are yellow Labs, and so were my six brothers and sisters. Sometimes I think I am adopted, but I don't really care because I'm clearly the cutest one of the litter. I am only eight weeks old so I to sleep a lot. When I'm not sleeping I have tons of energy. I love to play outside and I can turn anything into a toy!
Monday, January 25, 2010
This is where I've been
I know, I've been gone for so long. I'll tell you where I've been. I have a story first though.
When I was little I went to Betton Hills summer camp with my friend Jessica. One day we were given a chunk of chalk and told to sculpt something. Another day we were told to paint a self portrait. Another day we paper mached a balloon and were instructed to create something out of that paper mache balloon. My chalk turned out to look like it had just gone through the garbage disposal, my self portrait made me look like the ugliest person alive (actually pretty sure it didn't even look like a person), and the paper mache balloon turned into a red ball with a yellow triangle (it was supposed to be a bird). Wouldn't you know my parents have all of those projects and more displayed in their home. clearly to make any visit from any of my new beaus wonderfully awkward.
All that to say, I'm not an artist. I can't paint, I can't draw, I can't imagine, I'm not handy, I don't sew, I don't have an eye for that, I can't mix red and blue to make purple, I just can't do any of that. I wish I could design a well put together room, I wish I could break out my easel and watercolor, but it ends up with me covered in glue or paint or feathers or ribbon thinking "how did I get to this point".
And I think that's why I love cooking so much. Cooking, to me, is the only art form I'm able to complete halfway decently. There's something about starting off with ten ingredients in their raw form, and ending up with something that looks and tastes nothing like what you first started out with. It's not even about creating a great meal, it's also about the show. How it's presented. Food is so central to, to everything really, and I love creating the perfect dish to complement the perfect ambiance.
Ok, that being said, today.... we are in BUSINESS!!! For me...this idea was a Piece of Cake.
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Wednesday, January 6, 2010
The Refrigerator Police Strikes again
Dear Staff.
The RefrigeratorPolice hopes that all of you enjoyed a wonderful New Year! The RefrigeratorPolice also hopes that one New Year's resolution on everyone's list is to maintain the cleanliness of our shared kitchen facilities....(microwaves, refrigerators, and breakroom).
To that end...Candace Pinataro (Career Center) has graciously volunteered to tackle cleaning the refrigerator in the mailroom (she is also providing about 500 Lysol wipes)...however, she is looking for help with this task. If you would like to volunteer to assist her, please email her directly to determine date/time of this very worthy endeavor.
Thank you,
The RefrigeratorPolice
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
First time I've truly felt very old.
With the close of the first decade of 2010 coming, this video blew my mind.
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