Here's your Friday edition of an activity that cannot be done in flip flops, and therefore not worth doing.
Oh, you say that bull has been in a dark, narrow pen all day? And you've been pestering and agitating it? Perfect. Let me just jump on top of this one ton enraged animal named Lynch Mob and see what happens. I'll try to break the world record of staying on for 8 seconds before it throws me off and I try not to fall under one of its thundering, skull crushing hooves. If that goes well, I'll try to run away and hope he doesn't gore my kidneys out. I think my chances are pretty good, I mean I feel pretty safe with this rodeo clown running around. I'm sure the bull will go after him and not me - and hey man that's his problem, not mine.
Dear readers, are you not convinced? Do you need another reason why bull riding is not worth doing? Ok.
Not classy.
hahahahaa. Love the photo! She is one hot mama!
ReplyDeletei second. bull riding is definitely not worth doing...with either a real or electronic one!
ReplyDeleteI was with you right up til the end. So Classy.
ReplyDeleteAmy and I JUST rode a bull this weekend...in Slowcala! But I have a feeling you are not surprised!
ReplyDeleteremember when Stetson's would have a bull? And drunk girls would get up there in skirts and try to ride it? that was skanky
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